Um…
September 22nd, 2004
Today I got home from work and the phone rang.
Hm, phone says “private”… I wonder who that could be?
“Hello?”
(scary, growly voice)”Who is this?!”
“Umm..”
“Where is [unintelligible]?”
“I am sorry- you have the wrong number.” I hang up.
5 minutes later, I get another call and the phone says “private” again. No way, jose.
Of course, we get a voicemail.
My favorite part? She didn’t even leave a phone number.
September 22nd, 2004 at 11:34 pm
That’s just too weird and creepy. At least you didn’t answer the second time. Yeah, that was kinda funny how she didn’t leave a number for an emergency.
September 23rd, 2004 at 12:28 am
Maybe she’s pregnant…actually, it sounded like an old man to me, but I guess as we get older, and older, our voices androgynise.
I really do love those people who call the wrong number over and over. Whoever had our number in Oakland last owed quite a few people money, and they apparently didn’t believe us when we said we didn’t know anyone by the name.
September 23rd, 2004 at 12:01 pm
When we first moved here we’d get calls in the middle of the night for some hooker. “Lucy, you got some splainin to do!”
September 23rd, 2004 at 12:13 pm
That is too funny….must be some kinda emergency.
September 23rd, 2004 at 3:55 pm
“Where is [unintelligible]?”
[Unintelligible] says to be at the waterfront when the clock strikes midnight tonight.
September 23rd, 2004 at 10:14 pm
VIncent Pasquale?? Sounds Mob-ish to me. And of COURSE its an emergency. He obviously is gonna get whacked or something.
September 24th, 2004 at 3:30 am
How funny. I know a guy named Vito Pasquale. Maybe they just got the name wrong. I’lllet him know that an old woman is looking for him. Ha ha!
September 26th, 2004 at 2:17 pm
That’s hilarious. Seems aggitated unsuccessful phone dialers abound!